Description
Are you bored of your monotonous Backrooms life?
Do you want to have fun like you used to in your childhood?
Do you miss the 90s?
Then The Roller Rink is made you you!
With approximately six hundred million square miles of rinks, restaurants and play areas to be entertainied, you won't regret the time you spent here!
The Roller Rink is opened from 9 AM to 10 PM SMT (Standard MEG Time), and can be reached by any wooden door arboring our beloved original bubblegum pop music.
We can't wait to see you!
The Rink
All of your Roller Rinks are opened from 9 AM to 10 PM, and feature many different structures to have fun with! They can be found everywhere here, but some of our bigger challengers may need to walk a little while before finding a more difficult rink layout, featuring slides or other terrain variation that will for sure put your talent into the test! Whether you are a beginner of a seasoned veteran of roller, this is the best place to experience the maximum of this wonderful activity!
Be nonetheless careful and respect the rules to ensure a great time for everyone!
Important rules
To ensure everyone enjoy his time here, please follow the rules below:
Do:
- Use rinks adapted to your skill
- Wear elbow and knee protection when on the rink
- Have fun and only fun
Don't:
- Don't stay in a rink for more than an hour
- Don't use a rink after closing time
- Do not think too much about it
If you are in need of rollers of your size, you can go to the rental section, by going to the right of your rink three times in a row. Impossible to miss! You can find there all kind of rollers in all sizes and types. If you don't know what shoe size you have to wear, you can also find a measurement size chart on the wall. The rent for a pair of rollers is a cherished memory of yours, that will ge given back unless you happen to damage or break the previous equipement. The rollers needs to be returned in the proper condition before closing, which occurs at 10 PM.
You also find our dear Coach in the rental section, when he is not already giving roller lessons to other people. You can't miss him, he is a tall, brown man with a faceless head and our usual Roller Rink uniform Don't be scared to ask him for a lesson! Coach can help you learn about the bases of roller, but also giving you some advises or advanced tips if you are doing better. He can adapt to any one on any level of skill to make you better with smile! Refrain from failure, however, as this is not the kind of conduct we endorse he.
Do not fail.
The Dining Area
There is no way you can't find the Dining Area, it has those huge neon lights on the front, with the delicious smell of coke and pizza! Here, our staff will make sure your meal will be the best one you will here in the rest of your life! No reservation needed, you are free to take any seat on the bar or on the sofas near the tables. A waiter will arrive shortly after giving you the menu, but you can also find it below.
All of our food have been prepared with care, love, and secure ingredients. For a list of allergens, please ask the waiter.
| SNACKS | |
| Original Burger | 4.99 |
| Veggie Burger | 5.99 |
| Pineapple Burger | 5.99 |
| Seafood Burger | 5.99 |
| Beacon Burger | 7.99 |
| Double Burger | 9.99 |
| The Most Amazing Burger You Will Ever Consume In your Entire Life | your soul |
| DESSERTS | |
| Ice cream (please ask the waiter for the flavor, price per scoop) | 0.99 |
| Croissant | 1.50 |
| Brownie | 3.50 |
| Chocolate Cake (4 per.) | 10.50 |
| Warpberry Cake (4 per.) | 11.50 |
| Lemon Cake (4 per.) | 11.50 |
| DRINKS | |
| Almond Water | 1.99 |
| Glass of orange juice | 2.99 |
| Glass of coke | 2.99 |
| Glass of Apple juice | 2.99 |
| Lemonade | 3.99 |
| Coffee | 4.50 |
| Your own blood | free |
Be assured that our food is the best you will ever taste in your life! But if you don't trust this, trust out clients, who left amazing review about the Dining Area!
Marylinn - ★★★★★
Incredible!
Brian - ★★★★★
Marvelous!
Max - ★★★★★
Terrifing!
Matthieu Boulanger - ★★★★★
Please read me. They only keep the good review, but you need to read me. This is a lie. The food- it is dangerous. Don't eat here. For the love of god, don't eat here. You need to get out from this level as soon as possible. This is all a lie.
Susan - ★★★★★
Perfect!
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