It was in simpler times, I remember it so well
It was a little house, it was my family and friends
It was great times
I was happy, I was alive
With only a slip, it all disappeared
Then one by one, they all eventually left
Yet I remember
This is where I call home
Ah, there you are! Welcome to The Tour!
Where I am? Who am I? What are you? What's going on?
It's time for the tour! For your house? Don't you remember?
I don't need a house, I already have a house… Who even are you? I can't see— No, I can't understand your face…
Don't worry, it always happens eventually. Now let's go, I wouldn't want to make you wait to see such a great property!
We're gonna start with the garden. Isn't it lovely?
Huh, this reminds me of something.
It even has a playgrounds for the kids! Do you have kids? Who cares! It's such a great sight anyway!
I think it's the place I used to go when I was a kid… Wasn't in a garden though.
Now, it sure is a huuuuuge garden, but don't you worry! As long as you walk long enough in one direction, you'll always get back to the house!
I don't see any "house" around here, just like how it was back then. Where's that property you're talking about?
But for the sake of the visit, we'll take the shortcut, so follow me!
That's… not how geometry works, but sure Mr… Whoever you are.
Aaaaand here's the house! What do you think?
Oh my god.
Breathtaking isn't it?
It's my house.
Ah, interested already I see!
No, you don't get it! It's MY HOUSE! The one I used to live in!
It's a great house to host one happy family for at least a good decade. And you haven't even seen the interior yet!
Bitch don't you get it? It's not for sale! This is where I live!
Projecting yourself, mmmh? Good! I like to see that!
Bro what are you on?
On my way to show you the inside, so don't stay behind!
Hey come back here, this is private property!
pretend I'm not using a non-cc image rn haha, I'll find a solution eventually
Here's the main room! Very spacious, very open as you can see.
I— Oh… man.
Speechless, mmmh? I can understand.
Wow, NOW that's one hell of a time capsule.
Now, I am legally obligated to remind you this place does contain asbesto, but it's not something you should worry about. It's still an usable social place.
I remember when me and my little sister used to play on the carpet here. Our dad always hated us putting toys everywhere. Good times, really.
I know some people dislike how unfurnished this atrium is, but it is worth noting that this gives you the room to fushing it as you please!
—Hey don't distract me, I still don't get what's going on. I'm living here dude!
The carpet is quite moist as well, but we can take care of it if you wish.
We changed the carpet years ago, it shouldn't even be here. Are you even listening?
Now, the most important part, the living room!
There's something wrong with this pl- dammit he's walking too fast. Hold on I'm coming!
Here's the living room! Again, veeery spacious, but also a lot of natural light!
Wait. These curtains are newer, we changed them… Well we changed them after the carpet, when I was ten!
There's a bit of a New Retro style that many considerate cozy nowadays, it's kind of the trend you know?
Yeah mom used to say that back when we changed the curtains into these much worse curtains. That still doesn't change the fact that some time issue going on there!
There's also the tv right behind you, it looks rustic but it actually works pretty well! Sold with the house, of course
I broke this TV on the day of my 11th birthday. We were trying to play indor baseball with my sister. This shouldn't be here.
Now onto the kitchen, shall we?
Here's the kitchen! As you can see, the style is quite different, which allows for some GREAT variety!
This doesn't even look like the kitchen we saw from outside the room! It got renovated the following year!
We moved the table aside to show you how SPATIOUS this kitchen is! It's so spatious it can serves as a dining room as well!
It's true, we did eat here all the time…
It's also containing all the technology you'll need to cook a wholesome dinner to your family! It's all cutting-edge kitchen material!
Mom always wanted the best tools to cook. She loved to bake things too, I remember we were helping her make a chocolate cake every wenesday. It was our special time.
I would advise you to not use the oven too much, however. It's not heating properly, but we can arrange something if needed.
She was naming her recipe after herself. It was the— the… the… Why can't I remember? Why can't I remember her name? How can I forget my mother's name!?
And that's basically it for the kitchen! Ready to come upstairs?
Where is she? What's going on? Come back here you fucker!